Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Well actually I would.(only if he was messin with me though) I would roundhouse his head and while he was saying "Whoa, Dude what was that for?" I'd crane technique his horn/tooth right off. But that's just what me and Ralph Macchio would do.
Also, has anyone ever seen a Beluga whale? It's just a dolphin with a giant forehead! What the? Is that all it takes these days to get upgraded from dolphin(boring) to whale(awesome!). I suppose the ICP guys were right. We can't trust scientists.(Playing favorites. Those a-holes.) Of course they upgraded the Belugas. They're probably all level 9 wizards on D and D.
By the way, what is up with this painting? Seriously, Can that furry Narwhal even breath out of the water like that? I'm just saying it doesn't seem practical to walk around with a Narwhal in you arms. Other than that everything else seems pretty normal. You know, just a normal day out in the ocean with bubble-butterflies floating around.
Anyway Belugas. Hope you're happy.
Monday, December 27, 2010
I started this painting a long time ago before I saw True Grit therefore it has nothing to do with the movie. It would be kinda awesome though if Jeff Bridges bought it for like $200,000.00, which is what I would sell it for if I hadn't already sold it to someone for significantly less than that. Oh well, We can thank the Coen Brothers for dropping the ball on that one.(How bout a little heads up next time guys?)
By the way. You know what else rules? Candy. Specifically chocolate candy, like mint MnM's and Reeses PB cubs. Seriously it's peanut butter that just hangs out in cup made out of chocolate. What the bleep? How do people come up with this stuff?(don't answer that, it's rhetorical..... also, I don't care.) So here's a little shout out to Christmas for giving me one hell of a candy hangover this weekend. You've done it again Christmas, congratulations.