Tuesday, November 9, 2010

When you start subconsciously painting your coworkers, that's when you've gone too far.

   When you're an artist everyone loves you all the time. You don't really get any downtime to unwind and relax because being cool and popular is a full time job,( Plus a part time job, and an extra shift you pick up for that one guy who always seems to plan his ski trips the morning of. Also, when your boss calls you on your day off because someone called in sick.) But, as my good Friend Dave says "I get paid to rock the Nation" (Nope. Actually, the Nation hasn't paid me anything yet. Something about not giving tax returns to people who don't have a real job. I don't know what that means but it doesn't sound promising.).
    So anyway, everyone always wants to hang out with the super cool artist guy and they're all like "Hey Jonathon, why don't you come over this weekend and help me move. I'll buy you a Big Gulp." or "I'm having a party and I need someone to clean my house before anyone shows up. Can you help me out?" So even though you don't always feel like it, you gotta take care of your fan base.
    The painting above is about rocking the nation, but keeping a low profile by having a good disguise that makes you look like a girl hiding in a plant. You gotta be inconspicuous, trust me. Also, nobody is gonna mess with a girl hiding in a plant.

1 comment:

  1. Never trust a girl with your plants, especially if you live in a high rise building.