First of all, that statement is only true for everyone else. I probably rule much too hard to be a nerd. (Thanks to you toy lightsaber. You also rule and occasionally cut off peoples arms.) Another thing that also rules too much is Karate Kid. That movie is 50% kick you in the quadricep (You're welcome Josh Knotts) and 50% rule your face off.
Anyway, I wanted to do a painting that captures the true essence of nerds everywhere. So I studied them closely for 1 year.(And by one year I mean 4 minutes at the Salt Lake Public Library.)Then I got distracted by a dude twirling glowsticks and then another dude with gigantic parachute pants and clown make-up. (I believe these to be the "peacock" of the nerd species.) I wanted to see what really makes a nerd tick and as it turns out they are really in to changing lightbulbs. Who Knew?! Weird right? You watch a nerd for 4 minutes, you're gonna see one change a lightbulb. That's the National Geographic of it. The rest of the stuff in this painting is purely speculation and conjecture. Cause as it also turns out nerds are pretty boring. Even within 4 minutes at the library, so you gotta start making stuff up. I mean, most nerds probably don't have a fish tank implant. Why would they? It's not practical.
Anyway, This one is for you nerds. You finally got your respect.
get a body bag
ReplyDeletei was really tempted to leave a comment on the blog post with the girl holding the narwhal because, well, i sighed with happiness when i saw that painting and you mentioned ralph (who played the karate kid) but i also want to win the painting and so i'm following all the very specific scavenger hunt rules.
ReplyDeletei think nerds should be carrying narwhals. for protection. keeps everyone guessing and they can spend a lot of time explaining the difference between the narwhal and the beluga whale and dolphins. narwhals for nerds!